What are you reading?
It's a book about body language

Slams book

Stands up, slaps Otto

How very dare you Otto!



You should go talk to Jude about her book on body language

Ray approaching Jude - Otto watching

Hugging Ray
That’s so sweet of you Ray

You’d better take that back Otto or I’m gonna pound you!




I can’t control what my body is saying!
Sure you can…

Relax your shoulders...
And your knees

Now let your spine go all wibbly
Flops on ground.

You don't flop around on the floor though?
This is just phase 1 of your treatment.



Ray standing on Otto’s back
You’ve got a great deal of stress and anger knotted in your muscles Otto

Jumping up and down
It’s manifesting in some very rude body language

One wide panel
Otto groaning and in pain
Pulling a sledge hammer over to him
A week of this treatment and you'll feel much better.


Two wide panels
Woah, what is that contraption?
I just drive it over your back and it relieves any knots and stress

It looks like it’ll relieve me of internal organs too
It’s totally legit, it’s a Chirotractor



The Chirotractor will sort out any niggling issues Otto

Peels off the roller

Stood up but folding over at corners

It seems to have sorted out that extraneous dimension I wasn't needing?



I'm completely two-dimensional!

Umm, don't worry it's all part of the process

Grabbing a foot pump
It's totally normal for things to get worse before they get better

Shoves the valve up his bum
Do let me know when we tip the scales on that subject, it's good info



Blowing up with foot pump
You are making this up as you go along aren't you?

You're no longer 2 dimensional are you?

I'm perfectly spherical Ray
You have to trust the process

Right, so what's the next step?
I'll let you know as soon as it happens




That's a pretty balloon you got there Ray
Thanks

Oi! I'm NOT a balloon

Otto?
He's undergoing treatment for his foul body language

$££%@#*
The language seems to be seeping out through alternative means




You gotta admit the treatment is working Otto

Jude hasn't reacted to your body language at all

Whoopee
I know your keen to move beyond this balloon phase of the treatment

Only I'm not sure the next phase is going to be POPular
Holding up a needle



You can't just stick a needle in me!

Well I think you're bringing a very negative attitude to the process Otto

This will really benefit your...
POP

Umm… well, it'll benefit future generations
Published On: May 19, 2023

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