I can't believe I missed them hatch!
It's OK Jude, hatching was the easy bit
I still can't believe all those eggs came out of me!
Oh I wish I'd seen that too
I wish I could UN-see it
Wasn't childbirth magical?
Nope, not really.
Don't get me wrong I love all my kids…
But the process of entering this world is pretty traumatic
It's the most natural thing in the world?
So is the process of leaving this world
Hewo wittle bubba’s
Ugh, why do people talk to babies like that?
Greeting’s Tads. I’m your Uncle Otto. I was basically your surrogate Dad for about twenty minutes
They don’t really DO much at this age do they?
They are all tiny miracles
Sure, sure. But how long till they actually do something interesting?
Spit water at otto
